This is the personal website of Calm Tom. You may know of me from some of the dumb yet entertaining websites I have built. Since 1998, I have developed a number of sites that have been visited by over 5 Million people. I suppose that makes me some sort of minor Internet celebrity. After 5 years I have decided to create this personal website. It should be cool because I have a number of projects that weren't large enough for their own site. Welcome to CalmTom.com. Pumpkins Product Descriptions Sexual Positions Free The Privacy Robot Dog Poop Thank You Gingerbread